🕹️ THE ARCADE

How fast is your internet? Test your real download speed, upload speed, and ping — live in the browser. Earn your rank from Lag Monster to Gigachad.

Know your worth before your next negotiation. Enter your role, experience, and location — get a salary range with your market power level.

Can't decide? Add your options and let Sage spin the wheel. Who's buying lunch? What movie to watch? The Wheel decides.

The Pomodoro timer, leveled up. 25 minutes of pure grind, 5 minutes of well-earned rest. Track your sessions, earn your breaks.

Feeling stuck? Ask Sage. The Oracle reaches into the full tool directory and surfaces a random gem — you never know what you'll discover.

The 50/30/20 rule, gamified. Enter your income and see exactly how to split it — needs, wants, and savings — displayed as a power-up bar.

Flip a coin, roll a dice, pick a random number. All the simple randomness tools you need in one pixelated place. Sage loves chaos.

Split the bill without the drama. Enter the total, pick your tip %, and split it across the whole squad. No awkward math at the table.

Generate a bulletproof password in seconds. Set your length, pick your character mix, and forge a key even Sage couldn't crack.

Train your typing speed with Sage's 60-second word sprint. Get your WPM score, accuracy rating, and see how you rank against the stack.

Feeling productive? Creative? Exhausted? Tell Sage your mood and get a tool recommendation tailored to exactly how you're feeling right now.